This section contains short audio clips. Some are taken from the talk show, others are extra added content.

Damon's island story (4 mins 29 sec)
Listen to Damon tell the story of the little clay island he made in pottery class at school. Although his parents put his art project on their TV set, sadly no one told him that his art work looked like shit - literally. (taken from the December 2003 BlindKiss talk show. We have put it here in Audio Bites because it was so popular)

Braille Sermon
A bizarre sermon taken from the Bible's lesser known book of Braille, chapter one. please note, not much Braille humour exists and this is a deeply sad example of the genre. (40 seconds)

1930's version of BlindKiss
Listen to a clip from a talk show from back in those innocent days when we were on an early version of the internet and called "the Blind Handholding Society" as kisses were heavily frowned upon, especially amongst the blind.

Out-take: Girlfriends, restaurants and toilets
Damon seemingly tries to bore Sara to death in this classic moment that neverr made the talk show, for obvious reasons.

Phone attack: Christmas shopping
Listen to five very bad (and frankly uncalled for) phone calls Damon and Sara made to various shops asking shop assistants "what shall I get my blind friend for Christmas" and other stories. Bad and quite possibly illegal.
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Out takes: Sara verbally abuses Damon
While recording a new show on January 27, Damon annoys Sara by laughing when she is trying to do an intro.

Weep and send us money as you listen to this
Click to listen to this 3 minute barrage of pathos, bitterness and cliches; feel sorry for Damon and Sara, send them money now.

Don't You Want Me Blindy?
Listen to Damon and Sara trash this Human League classic, all in the name of BlindKiss!