Of course, we love you all, so to save you from extreme pain we've jumped straight to the last verse!
THE TWELVE BLIND DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:Pretty poor ehh?On the twelfth day of Christmas my blind love gave to me:
Twelve canes a tapping
Eleven braillers brailling
Ten watches talking
Nine bump-ons bumping
Eight tactile chess sets
Seven "please help" cards
Six roads for crossing
Five audio books
Four BlindKiss shows
Three dark glasses
Two Eyes for poking
And a guide dog up a pairtree.
If you think you could do better, then mail your suggestions to BlindKiss, we'll pinch the best ideas from all the entries we receive and compile the ultimate Twelve blind days of Christmas song in time for you to perform for an audience of family and friends on 25th
(Spookily, we've already received one entry which obviously we put down to some sort of mystical blind precognition thing.)