The 12 Blind Days of Christmas
by Cobblers



We all know the popular "twelve days of Christmas" song but here it is through a pair of blind tinted spectacles. (oh well you know what I mean).

Of course, we love you all, so to save you from extreme pain we've jumped straight to the last verse!


THE TWELVE BLIND DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:

On the twelfth day of Christmas my blind love gave to me:

Twelve canes a tapping

Eleven braillers brailling

Ten watches talking

Nine bump-ons bumping

Eight tactile chess sets

Seven "please help" cards

Six roads for crossing

Five audio books

Four BlindKiss shows

Three dark glasses

Two Eyes for poking

And a guide dog up a pairtree.


Pretty poor ehh?

If you think you could do better, then mail your suggestions to BlindKiss, we'll pinch the best ideas from all the entries we receive and compile the ultimate Twelve blind days of Christmas song in time for you to perform for an audience of family and friends on 25th

(Spookily, we've already received one entry which obviously we put down to some sort of mystical blind precognition thing.)



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